i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that
(Source: drarna, via an-erect-penis)
a haiku about periods
haagen dazs ice cream
that stain is not coming out
i am so horny
title of my autobiography: sorry
Can someone direct me towards some gb!pocahontas/gb!john smith fanfiction, please?
You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. — Dr. Seuss (via anus)
my blog is an acquired taste
if you don’t like it
acquire some taste
Finding fanart of your OTP on your dash
young!zaeed after a bar fight.
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names