IT IS A TALE TOLD BY AN IDIOT

May 25

ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

(Source: drarna, via an-erect-penis)

frenchfrysweatshirt:

a haiku about periods

haagen dazs ice cream
that stain is not coming out
i am so horny

(via an-erect-penis)

not-photogenic:

title of my autobiography: sorry

(via an-erect-penis)

May 24

Can someone direct me towards some gb!pocahontas/gb!john smith fanfiction, please?

thank

“You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.” — Dr. Seuss (via anus)

assiest:

my blog is an acquired taste

if you don’t like it

acquire some taste 

(via anus)

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batmango:

Finding fanart of your OTP on your dash

(via poly-morph)

thatonewerewolf:

young!zaeed after a bar fight.

(via dhirodhirorevolution)

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

(via an-erect-penis)